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bunniboobitch:

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

As a hot topic employee this makes me smile so much.

(Source: markkruffalo, via bandzmakehermosh)



taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

endoplasmic reticulum

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(via nicolepoque)



cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via kakashisdickk)



Europeans:I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans:I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians:i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay